Excuse Encyclopedia
Funny Excuses for Skipping Class
For entertainment purposes. Education is good for you. But for the stories you tell years later, these are evergreen.
For entertainment purposes only
Real-life note: most professors are very reasonable. Just email them.
4 Examples
- Couldn't find a parking spot in three full circles
- Bus didn't show — checked the app, route was suspended
- Misread the room number on the syllabus
- Was at the library finishing the reading for the class I skipped
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Good for
- ✓Storytelling among friends
- ✓Looking back fondly
Avoid
- ✗Doing this for a class with attendance grades
Let randomness pick — load your favorites in the slot machine and pull the lever.
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