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Funny Excuses for Skipping Class

For entertainment purposes. Education is good for you. But for the stories you tell years later, these are evergreen.

For entertainment purposes only

Real-life note: most professors are very reasonable. Just email them.

4 Examples

  • Couldn't find a parking spot in three full circles
  • Bus didn't show — checked the app, route was suspended
  • Misread the room number on the syllabus
  • Was at the library finishing the reading for the class I skipped

Good for

  • Storytelling among friends
  • Looking back fondly

Avoid

  • Doing this for a class with attendance grades

Let randomness pick — load your favorites in the slot machine and pull the lever.

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