Excuse Encyclopedia
Funny Excuses for Missing an Exam
For entertainment purposes only. (Seriously — for real exams, just tell your professor the truth.) These are the kinds of excuses you'd give your friends after the fact, not your dean.
For entertainment purposes only
The actual move for a real missed exam is: contact the professor early, explain truthfully, ask about a makeup. Most universities have formal accommodations. For the rest of life, here are some lighter excuses.
6 Examples
- Slept through my alarm because my phone died overnight
- Mixed up the room number and was in the wrong building
- Was at the right building, wrong floor, wrong day
- Power went out on my block and woke up to no alarm
- Set my alarm for PM instead of AM
- Got the wrong week on the syllabus
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Good for
- ✓Storytelling after the fact
- ✓Sympathy from friends
- ✓Bad-luck retellings
Avoid
- ✗Don't actually use these on your professor — be honest
- ✗Don't fabricate a death in the family. Ever.
- ✗Don't claim a documented illness without documentation
Let randomness pick — load your favorites in the slot machine and pull the lever.
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