Excuse Encyclopedia
Funny Excuses for Not Doing the Laundry
Laundry expands to fill all available time. Sometimes you have to push it back another day.
For entertainment purposes only
Use sparingly. Eventually, the laundry wins.
4 Examples
- Detergent is in transition
- Dryer schedule is full
- Was waiting for an even number of socks
- Currently rotating the 'almost worn twice' wardrobe
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Good for
- ✓Roommate banter
- ✓Self-deprecating texts
Avoid
- ✗Going more than ten days without a load
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