Excuse Encyclopedia
Funny Excuses for Not Doing the Dishes
These are roommate-aimed, lighthearted, intended for kitchens with shared chore wheels and a sense of humor.
For entertainment purposes only
If you're genuinely shirking, do the dishes. If you're playing the bit, lean in.
5 Examples
- Was letting them 'soak,' for science
- Drying rack is full, so technically I'm blocked
- Saving the spoons for the meal cycle to come
- Soap is in a transitional state
- Performing an unscheduled rest day on the sink
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Good for
- ✓Roommate banter
- ✓Group chat humor
Avoid
- ✗Don't use this as a real strategy. Do the dishes.
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