Excuse Encyclopedia
Funny Excuses for Not Replying to Emails
The inbox is a battle. These excuses are for the moment you finally surface and need to apologize without sounding either melodramatic or dismissive.
For entertainment purposes only
The healthiest move is to skip the explanation and just respond. But when the response needs a soft opener, these work.
5 Examples
- Email went to a folder I didn't know existed
- Phone marked it as read and I never saw it
- Was waiting until I had a real answer before replying
- Was deep in a different project; just resurfacing today
- Email got swallowed by an auto-rule I'd forgotten about
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Good for
- ✓Apologies that come with a real reply
- ✓Backlog confessions
Avoid
- ✗Don't make this a pattern with the same sender
- ✗Don't use this to dodge a real problem
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