Excuse Encyclopedia

Funny Excuses for Missing a Doctor's Appointment

For entertainment purposes only. In reality: just call and reschedule. Most offices are very understanding.

For entertainment purposes only

If you've missed an appointment, call the office, apologize, and reschedule. Then, with friends, you can laugh about the reason.

4 Examples

  • Reminder text was set in the wrong time zone
  • Got the address wrong — went to the old location
  • Was waiting on hold to confirm and missed the slot
  • Got there at the right time on the wrong day

Good for

  • After-the-fact group chat

Avoid

  • No-shows on specialists who have long waitlists

Let randomness pick — load your favorites in the slot machine and pull the lever.

Spin the slot machine

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